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The Capybara

A man born with the head and feet of a capybara, little is known about The Capybara. Does he have uncanny capybara related powers? Son, I asked you a direct question!

Amok

In 1999, at the age of 16, he crashed the family car into the front of his home, doing superficial damage to the brickwork and incurring about $500 worth of damage to the bonnet, radiator and front bumper. He announced to no one in particular 'my life is over, I can't go back to how things were before' and has now been on a 15-year long spree of senseless violence and destruction.

Dollarmite

Robs banks for the sole purpose of gluing all the coins to pavements. He must be stopped.

Magicka

She puts curses on people and uses glamours to deceive them, which would mean something if magic were actually real.

The Homoeopathic Poisoner

"The entire municipal water supply?"
"Yessir."
"My god."
"Can we drain it into the ocean?"
"Yes, we ha- WAIT NO! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS!"

PseudoHitler

Not actually a villain, just looks like Hitler (seriously, he looks just like him!) and gets detained by heroes a lot on the theory that 'he must have escaped to Argentina! Gotcha now Adi! Come on guys let's just kill him. The Hague is too good for this asshole!'

Keystone

Every time she loses her train of thought, reality glitches subtly. Other supervillains distract her all the time in hopes of generating enough cumulative errors to destroy the world.

Really Really Dodgy Looking Guy

'Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have to assume the worst. I mean just look at the guy. I'm getting a sense of generalised discomfort just looking at him.'